PRESENTING… David Lawton!

Photograph of David, sitting on a wooden bench, smiling at the camera.

Favourite book –My favourite book in the whole world is The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern

Last book you read – The last book I read was Susie Dent’s Interesting Stories about Curious Words

If you were a cheese, what would you be? I would be a mature cheddar, because I am both mature and cheddar.

What do you think about garden Gnomes?  I think garden Gnomes are a pale reflection of the lesser-known forest Gnome

What would your superpower be?  My superpower would be either flight or teleportation, purely because it would make getting around a lot easier. Also people say I have a very soothing voice, so perhaps it could be hypnosis of some sort.

What was your favourite subject at school? English, especially the few times when we actually got to write something creative!

If you were a biscuit, what would you be and why?  I would be a hobnob, because if I were to be submerged in a cup of tea I wouldn’t dissolve. This is a very scientific process and I will take no further questions on the matter

Childhood ambition?  My childhood ambition was to be Action Man. Sadly, this didn’t pan out, because it turns out transforming into a plastic doll/fictional spy-superhero is not a viable career path.

Did you know…?  A hitherto unknown fact is that I already know how my Dungeons and Dragons campaign is going to end, and none of my players realise that I’ve had it planned for three years now.