Please place your order and pay at the counter, then take a seat and relax with our story themed activities. There will also be daily specials and homemade cakes available on the counter. Your food and drinks will be brought to your table.
We cannot guarantee our kitchen is free from allergens.
Key for allergens: ‘V’ vegetarian, ‘Ve’ vegan, ‘GF’ Gluten Free, ‘N’ contains nuts.
By dining with us today, you are supporting our charity’s work and enabling us to change lives, one story at a time. Thank you.
Mortal Menu
Hot Drinks
Americano £3.00
Espresso £2.90
Latte £3.40
Cappuccino £3.40
Flat white £3.40
Cortado £3.20
Biscoff Latte £4.25
Mocha £3.70
Darkwoods dark hot chocolate £3.70
Milk hot chocolate (not Darkwoods) £3.40
+ Deluxe option (marshmallows/cream/sprinkles) +50p
Teapigs Everyday brew/decaf brew £2.50
Speciality Teapigs Teas – see counter £3.00
Tea for Two (Everyday/Speciality) £3.50/£4.00
Chai latte £3.15
Spiced Pumpkin Pie tea £3.00
Super Matcha latte with acai and blueberry £3.95
Babyccino £1.00
Decaf coffee, oat milk, cream and flavoured syrups are also available (+50p for syrups)
Cold Drinks
Cawston press fruit waters £2.40
Cawston press sparkling cans £3.25
Fruit shoots £1.25
Sparkling water/Still water £1.20
Curiosity cola (Fentimans) £3.40
Victorian lemonade (Fentimans) £3.40
Glass of milk S/L £0.50/£0.75
Glass of fruit juice S/L £0.50/£0.75
Hot Food – Served 10am to 3pm
Rarebit sourdough toast – with pickled shallots. £8.50
Sourdough toast. GF option available. Served with butter and jam/
almond butter/marmalade/marmite. VE. £3.50
Bacon Butty – smoked bacon served on a soft sub roll. £6.50.
Vegan Sausage bap. VE. £6.50
French Toast Crumpet Stack – Served with almond butter, vegan yogurt,
berries, maple syrup. VE. £7.50
Pancake Stack – Maple Bacon or Banana Berry. V(o) £7.50
Baked Eggs (Shakshuka) – served with feta, herb yogurt, focaccia.
This may take a little longer to arrive. V. £10.50
White Bean Skillet – with tomato, spinach, cheese and crusty bread. Ve. £10.50
Yoghurt and Granola with fruit compote (can be vegan). £5.50
Invisible rarebit (food for thought – this is a donation which helps to change lives one story at a time.) £5.00
The following items can be served as a meal with crisps and side-salad for an extra £2:
Sausage roll – served warm or cold. £4.95
BLT sandwich – dairy free. £7.00
Cheese and chutney sandwich – £7.50
Ham and cheese toastie – £7.00
Chorizo and cheese toastie – £7.50
Pesto and cheese toastie. Vegan option available. £6.50
Sun-dried tomato and vegan cheese toastie. £6.50
Chicken and Mozzarella panini. £7.50
Pasta bake – adults – served in a skillet with pangrattato crumb topping and
cheese. V. £8.00
Loaded Cheesy Potato wedges – served with jalapenos and bacon bits. Vo £7.00
Falafel and Hummus wrap – Ve. £7.50
Soup of the Week. £6.00
Mini-Mortals Menu:
Cinnamon toast crumpet – served with berries. Ve £1.50
Tomato pasta – served with grated cheese. V. £4.00
Chocolate and banana toastie V. £3.00
Cheese toastie V. £3.00
Child’s sandwich – with cheese, jam, chocolate spread or marmalade V. £2.50
Pizza Bread – Margherita £2.50. Ham and Cheese – £3.00
Cheesy Potato wedges – V. £3.50
Child’s Sausage roll. £2.50
Magical Menu
Hot Drinks
Boiled magic bean juice to liven the senses. May cause gentle awakeness and an urge to hop for 5 seconds. £3.00
Condensed magic bean juice, causing instant awakeness, lasting up to 2 hours (the blink of a eye in other realms). £2.90
Magic bean juice with the milk of human kindness. A comforting warm glow may radiate from your ears. £3.40
Magic bean juice with frothy overtones. May cause a sudden urge to open a delicatessen in Doncaster. £3.40
Magic bean juice with stiff and sturdy froth. May cause instant desire to wear low-rise flares and grow a beard. £3.40
Magic bean juice cut with steamed milk of human kindness. Beware of flamenco dancing. £3.20
Magic bean juice fused with baked caramelised comfort. May cause smiles and sighs of satisfaction. £4.25
A blend of two kinds of magic beans with milk from a cocoa fountain. Watch out for curly toes. £3.70
Minotaur hoof mud. May cause spontaneous mooing (usually mid-sentence). £3.70
Mud off a mermaid’s dance floor. Warning – beware of flossing (the dancing variety), effective immediately. £3.40
Graham Grimm’s Glorious Gulp. Side effect: Only able to speak using alliteration. £2.50
Griffin’s Glugs – may cause talking in rhyme, all of the time £3.00
Griselda’s Guzzle – Constant cackling in a Yorkshire accent. £3.50/£4.00
Bohemian’s Beverage. May cause spontaneous wandering £3.15
A Grimm family classic – all the goodness of the harvest distilled into a single steaming cup. £3.00
A drink for super-hero adventures. Caution: May cause immediate impulse to save the world. £3.95
A fairy’s hot tub from far-far away. £1.00
Milks with extra human kindness also available, although these may cause allotment envy.
Cold Drinks
A drop from the fountain of funny jokes. Beware of impromptu telling of bad jokes. £2.40
A drop from the fountain of love stories. May cause an itch to write romantic novels. £3.25
Bottled good behaviour, may contain newts Causes sudden tidyness and persistent punctuality. £1.25
A quench of creativity from the Source, giving a wide and bountiful imagination. £1.20
Sorcerer’s Snort. Beware a weakness for tall hats. £3.40
Superhero Sip. May cause a compulsion for cape and eye mask wearing. £3.40
A drop from the fountain of mysteries, leading to an obsession for escape rooms. £0.50/0.75
Bottled distilled happiness, may contain saliva from a fairy kiss, causing infectious smiling and happy dreams. £0.50/0.75
Hot Food – Served 10am to 3pm
The curse of Cawthorne – forces the eater to speak forever with a posh Barnsley accent. £8.50
A Cutting remark. Beware of persistent telling of knock-knock jokes. £3.50
Doom and Gloom remedy. Contains excessive optimism. £6.50
Alternative Doom and Gloom remedy. Contains excessive optimism. £6.50
A drizzle of awe and wonder. Made with the spark of a magic moment, but may cause the loss of ability to say the word ‘boring’. £7.50
A hearty heap of fluffy rounds topped with sumptuously sticky savoury or fresh and fruity sweet. May cause extreme comfort and a lovely nap. £7.50
Wise cracks and wittyisms. May cause uncontrollable laughter. Do not operate a hot cauldron within 46 seconds of consumption. £10.50
Skillet made with beans from Jack’s Giant with essence of Fee/Fi/Fo/Fum. Please report any spontaneous growth spurts or enhanced sense of smell. £10.50
Shavings of dried humour. May cause intermittent growling. £5.50
Legend in your lunchtime. May cause eating in your sleep. £5.00
The sausage of sarcasm. Made from the tail of a dark horse. £4.95
A bolt of bravery. Made with the twinkling of an eyeball and shavings from a knight’s leather boot. £7.00
Side splitting Slapstick. Contains grilled legs from a ticklish centipede. £7.50
Timeless Toasted Temporary Tongue Twister. £7.00
Timeless Toasted Temporary Tongue Twister seamlessly spliced with spicy sausage and skill – a savoury star! Warning: May lead to a touch of the heebie jeebies. £7.50
Toasted Travels. Seasoned with salt from the tears of a lost adventurer. May cause unexpected yodelling. £6.50
A Mediterranean summer stroll. May inspire long walks by the sea and a relaxed attitude to timekeeping. £6.50
A legionary’s lunch. May cause a compulsion to correct spelling and swap erroneous I-s for optimal O-s. £7.50
Euphoria. May cause a compulsion to read everything in search of unnecessary commas,,, £8.00
A perilous pile of perfidious potato: pop them on your palate and pontificate the peaks of piquancy. May cause a sudden outpour of tacky jokes. £7.oo
A scroll of wisdom from a wizard’s wardrobe. Reading may reveal ancient and terrible secrets so probably just eat it instead. May cause mysterious consequences (nobody knows). £7.50
The plot thickens… stories in a bowl. What will it be this time? £6.00
Mini-Mortals Menu
A dinky drizzle of awe and wonder. Flickers of a spark of a magic moment. May cause an instant flood of unexpected big ideas. £1.50
The Plot Thickens. Stories in a bowl, made with strange characters, unbelievable settings and the potential for a cliffhanger crouton. £4.00
Tooth fairy delight. Made from shaggy dog stories and bricks from an estate in candytown. £3.00
Suspension of disbelief – made from writers’ tears of joy. £3.00
Sunny disposition. Made with the beam of a ray of sunshine and a drop of rain. £2.50
A toasty tasty sorcerer’s snack. Topped with whimsy and wonder and cheese. Can result in an immediate ability to pull a rabbit from a hat. £2.50/3.00
Slices of wholesomeness. May cause a mouse-like squeaking and a sudden urge to eat more cheesy potato wedges at the next possible opportunity. £3.50
Junior sausage of sarcasm for wits-in-training. Made from the trimmings of a dark pony’s mane. £2.50
Hot Food served from 10am to 3pm.
Smaller portions and Gluten free/Vegan options are available on request.
